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Tuesday Takeout
Ya’ll. It’s cold outside. I have nothing else to say about that. Except this: (*Clearing of throat. Attempt of best Jay-Z voice) Da TODDLERS ARE IN DA HOUUUUUUUUUUUSE! I know. I’m so sorry. I...
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S = Snark Attack!
So… last Sunday my women’s Sunday school class wanted me to make a Pact with them. I love Pacts. They keep it real. And they add a degree of suspense to my day that otherwise would be, you know,...
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Friday is for Funny. And Paul Rudd. My FRIEND.
What? Don’t judge me. I never paid attention on how to crop and paste in computer class.courtesy of Cineando sl. @Flickr So, did I ever tell you I am friends with Paul Rudd? I KNOW, right? He’s so...
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My Husband, Without His Knowledge or Permission, Is a Hipster
This is how this all went down: I am clearing out the husband’s closet. I am not especially sure why I am doing this task, except that cleaning the cat box was also on my to-do list, and I decided...
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Set Phasers to Shop.
I am linking up with Williams-Sonoma today to talk about love and marriage, and this little bonus: The Wedding Registry!! Yippeeeeeee!!! Or: How to Sign up for Some Serious Loot for Your Registry...
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Fifty Shades of Momsie
50 Shades of Bad Metaphors and Unrealistic Dialogue Oh, come on. You know I couldn’t leave it alone, right? Scene: Momsie is upstairs, when she hears him. Her beloved (also known as Tall Blonde...
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This is the post where some apple juice breaks me.
Warning: It is possible that Momsie uses a teensy weensy bit of bad language in this post. Mom, don’t read. Dad, you’ll feel right at home. This is a poster of Yoda, made entirely out of Legos. Note...
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Mother’s Day
Gonna blog for #NetflixStreamTeam today. And also, be a bit mushy. You’ve been warned. As a Netflix Streamteam blogger, Netflix asks me to watch their fabulousness and them chatter about it. It’s a...
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When Life Hands You Lemons, Try Not To Throw Them at Someone
Last night I had a bit of a tantrum. It involved: Rules. The children that keep breaking them. Children in general My children, specifically Marriage Husbands, in theory The husband sitting at our...
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You and Me Could Write a Bacon Romance.
Linking up with Five Minute Friday today. The theme? No. I’m not kidding. So, here goes. This is what I know about marriage: if there has been a fight, and it’s just a teensy bit possible that YOU are...
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The Force is With Me. Sometimes.
This post was brought to you by: ALL CAPS and Overdramatization!!! Wheeeeee!!! Ok. I gotta warn you. I am going to do something on Momsie I’ve never done before. I’m going to blame it all on Star...
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This is Marriage, Episode #4557
A few weeks ago I was cleaning the mirrors in our bathroom because my children like to spit toothpaste on them. Target practice. Anyway this tall blonde guy followed me into the bathroom, too. Perhaps...
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Common
Hooking up with my happy place – Five Minute Friday. The theme today? Ok, it’s totally obvious that I could go for the higher ground here. “Common.” Like in: Common ground. or Common Cause. or Common...
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Currently, I am sitting at the living room table surrounded by small piles of random pieces of paper that my darling and beloved husband likes to collect in the office. You see, I MOVED the pieces of...
View ArticleLoyalty is not for the faint of heart.
It’s that time again, folks. Five Minute Friday! And today’s theme? Loyalty is for dogs and husbands. ‘Nuff said. *Drops mic and saunters off. *Looks around and then goes back, picks up mic because...
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